6.27.2010

Shitstorm

Soooo...i was going to blog about pasta, but life has taken a turn for the clusterfucked. Against all laws of science and nature and birth control (but not religion...thanks, Mormondom!!!), Dave and i are expecting our FOURTH child. I cannot believe this. We have a nine-year-old, a baby who turned one yesterday and a two-year-old who i believe to somehow be the direct offspring of the late Janis Joplin and Oscar the Grouch.  I feel sick as hell, so food posts may be affected by extreme aversions and a sense of smell better than our dog's. *SIGH*. Let's hope the Celestial Kingdom has a Target...

5 comments:

  1. Yup. I wrote you a FB message within seconds of reading this. I'm amused, amazed, intrigued, elated, and out of breath. I think I'm panting.

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  2. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! (But you already knew that.)

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  5. Holy Fuk! That hot bastard Dave did it again!

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